When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”
but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”
I played with a baby wallaroo this morning
ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !
So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?
Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.
If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.
How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.
Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.
Give me inspiration for my “how to choose a sex toy” post and “how to use certain sex toys post”. People who buy sex toys, what qualities do you look for? What helps you decide what toys to use? What would help a beginner? Beginner, what questions do you have heading into the world of sex toys? What questions do you have about using sex toys? What toys do you wish came with better instructions? Anything I left out?
I wish I’d known earlier how pointless internal vibration is for a whole lot of people, how much stronger and more convenient plug-in vibrators are than battery-powered ones, how awful plastic and jelly toys are even regardless of toxicity (seriously, whether you care or not, they stink and are gross), and that Epiphora existed.
Hints and tips: take measurements seriously. If need be, grab a vegetable peeler and a firm veggie and approximate it so you know how big a given toy actually will be. I’ve been disappointed by butt plugs tinier than what I was expecting, and a Feeldoe that was bigger than I thought it’d be. The more expensive it is does not necessarily mean it’s better. “I’ll just use a condom with it!”- no, you won’t, so don’t buy it. Glass toys are pretty much shatterproof, so don’t worry. Run away from websites that call their dildos “dongs”. Get a P.O. box if you don’t want your parents or housemates suspicious of your delivered packages. You don’t need sex toy cleaner; soap and water will do. Packing cocks that can supposedly also be used for fucking are gonna make you look like you have a big hard-on down your leg no matter what, so don’t be lured in- just get a good soft packer and a good hard strap-on for fucking and switch them out. You probably won’t be able to keep that internal strap-on in; get a harness just to help hold things in place. Forget trying to keep the boxes the toys come in; they take up way too much space. Never feel bad for having a lot of toys or collecting them. Vibrating nipple clamps are pointless. Flanges on anything that goes up the booty. Double-ended dildos, by and large, should be avoided. “Cute” toys (Hello Kitty, etc.) are not worth your time. Don’t bother with “incognito” toys like lipstick vibrators or whatever; just hide your fucking sex toys like a normal person. You can’t get addicted to a vibrator but you can get accustomed, so switch back to fingers if you do. Sex toy companies all ship and bill discreetly, so you can stop asking about it now. Dildos with holes in them for bullet vibrators still don’t transmit much vibration, so just invest in a fucking strong (Wahl or Hitachi) vibe to apply to a dildo if you wanna feel the vibrations all the way in. Unless you really fucking love balls, your dildo doesn’t need any. Good guys aren’t threatened by sex toys. It’s honestly not a problem if you don’t wash them right away. BDSM starter kits are terrible- save up your money for good quality a piece at a time and use pervertibles in the meantime. Amazon sometimes has toys cheaper than sex toy retailers. G-spot fun takes time and has a learning curve, so don’t be disappointed if a G-spot toy doesn’t wow you instantly (especially if you’ve never played with your G-spot before).
Yesterday after we finished watching a movie in bed, we both instantly flipped onto our sides knowing it was cuddle time, both wanting to be the little spoon since whoever flips over first gets the position….so we spent the next five minutes with our backs to each other trying to get the other person to flip over and be the big spoon and fighting over who was in “little spoon” position first. He started making cute whimpering noises though, so I had to give in. -_-
Robert Redford (via nofatnowhip)
[I’ve been placing wit higher than skill, but that’s just me.]